Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Start with small, careful steps. I've had customers accidentally jog themselves halfway across the continent in these things." —Norris, arcane cobbler