Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Test 12: Boots now protect wearer from all hazards except blisters. Need to source better insoles." —Development log of Willa, Yotian artificer