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Fat Ass
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Fat Ass

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Price

Updated 2026-05-04

Normal
Scryfall $0.34 €0.13
CardMarket €0.15 €0.02 low
TCGPlayer $0.34 $0.15 – $0.39
Foil
Scryfall $14.50 €3.07
CardMarket €2.19 low
TCGPlayer $14.50 $7.97 – $14.50
CM trend €0.25 1d€0.94 7d€0.28 30d€0.21

Artist Jeremy Jarvis

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