Bruse Tarl, Roving Rancher

Oxen you control have double strike. Whenever Bruse Tarl enters or attacks, exile the top card of your library. If it's a land card, create a 2/2 white Ox creature token. Otherwise, you may cast it until the end of your next turn.

"I find a world where the herds finally listen to me, but now the *plants* have an attitude?"